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Thursday, August 26, 2010

Victoria's Secret Mockery

Victoria's Secret Mockery


Before this new school year began (so last weekend) I made my three boys clean their rooms, the game room, as well as their bathroom. Ever since I taught them to clean their own piss off the toilet and floor my life has been much much better. My life has also been better ever since I quit venturing upstairs sometime in July. No broken windows to look at. No stinky toilets to smell. No slimy banana mush to step in. If I can't see it, smell it or feel it, then it doesn't exist.

In other news, I caught my seven-year-old with a Victoria's Secret catalog over the weekend.

I was helping him clean his bedroom when I entered the closet to clear out his dresser of all the clothes that no longer fit him when I found the magazine. At first I couldn't figure out what the heck this magazine was doing in his room, but I instinctively opened it to see what exactly Victoria's secret was. Instead I found my son's secret: Apparently he doesn't really think girls are disgusting. How did I know for certain? His little heartwork revealed it all:

Victoria's Secret Mockery

Victoria's Secret Mockery


What I'm wondering is if Victoria's Secret catalogs are fashion catalogs or soft porn. For real.

Victoria's Secret Mockery


Then there was the sticky note.

Victoria's Secret Mockery


According to my husband:
  • My eldest is normal.
  • My eldest is straight.
  • My eldest has great taste in women.
May I smack my husband now?

PS: You can thank me later for not posting the image of the girl in her underwear in the doggie position on pages 60-61. Which also got hearted.

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