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Wednesday, February 3, 2010

Encore Presentation of a Lascivious Old Man


Just when I thought I had scared off the lascivious old man from the airplane to Detroit, he emails me again:

"I CERTAINLY HOPE YOU HAVE FOLLOWED INSTRUCTIONS AND TAKEN CHARGE OF THE ACTIVITIES AVAILABLE TO YOU AS PER INSTRUCTIONS.  IF YOU ARE NOW IN CHARGE AS DIRECTED SEND A "YES" MESSAGE.  I WILL FOLLOW UP AFTER MAR 1, 2010.  (24A  SIGNING OFF)"

Ummm, wow dude. I don't know what to say. Then he sends me another email:

"I FORGOT TO MENTION IN MY EARLIER E MAIL THAT I HAVE BEEN INVITED BACK TO DETROIT FOR A REPEAT PERFORMANCE.  I FEEL THAT IT MUST BE A RESULT OF THE MANY ENCORE'S DURING THE PERFORMANCE.     REMEMBER ! PRACTICE, PRACTICE, PRACTICE AND THE PROGRAM IS NOT OVER UNTIL YOU SAY IT IS. GOOD LUCK  AND ADIOS"

Guess he was right in that you don't need Viagra if you're making love after all. Not that I needed to know or that you needed to know, just that it must be so. Oh and practice does make perfect.

He must have one lucky lady.

Unless he emails her like he emails me, then perhaps not.

So, should I reply? You know, mess with him a little bit.



For Your Consideration:

Conversation with the old man part uno.
Conversation with the old man part dos.
Of course, this is part tres. Just wanted to make sure you were still paying attention.

PS: Anybody still want a toboggan/neck warmer thing?
PPS: I should have looked out the airplane window more.

11 Comments:

Gloria said...

Thanks so much for visiting my blog and commenting! I really get a kick out of yours, and have been following for quite some time, also as a "survivor". This guy sounds a bit to weird for my taste, but I would find it a bit fun to play with his mind. I would e-mail him back and "blowup" my life right now and thank him for the advice! From then on, ignore him. Just my sarcastic side showing I guess, but oh what a HEHE you could make out of it! OOPS! I am suppose to be a good Christian! Forget ALL that I said, and just be the GOOD Morman you are! Take care and keep up the GREAT blog!

Foursons said...

OK- this guy is quickly turning from kinda funny and let's go ahead and play along to creepy and you need to lose my phone number ASAP.

Break ties, something doesn't seem right here.

adam at highmileage.org said...

I'm selling skeez repellent for super-cheap. Heck, the first bottle's on me.

Screwed Up Texan said...

I wanna do what Gloria says, Foursons is probably right, and I'll take that bottle of skeez repellent Adam!

Alex said...

Go For It!!!!! LOL!

Texasholly said...

I still vote CREEPY!

suzicate said...

New to your blog...went back and read all about the old dude conversation and emails...I honestly don't know whether I thinks it's cute or creepy...definitely kind of odd. He might just be a quirky (not perverted) old man, let's hope so!

Screwed Up Texan said...

Alex, You would want me to get myself into trouble! lol!

Holly, Me too. Yikes.

Suzicate, Or very imaginative? I'm thinking it's time to do a background check.

Karen said...

Oh....this guy is too much. I think you need to mess with him a little. What does your husband think?

There must be something to "practice makes perfect," thing. :)

NitWit1 said...

My last name is COWARD and I would exit this conversation immediately

I read too many accounts of on-line conversations turning into tragic events and I have a vivid imagination.

When I was a young and unmarried pharmacist, there were a number of "dirty old men" (not physically dirty,you know, but sometimes that too) who routinely abused the professional relationship, thinking I would participate. I was always glad there was a counter between him and me.

Mindee@ourfrontdoor said...

Yep. He's officially WAY over the line. Block his e-mails and phone calls and move on. Weirdo.

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