Wednesday, February 3, 2010
Just when I thought I had scared off the lascivious old man from the airplane to Detroit, he emails me again:
"I CERTAINLY HOPE YOU HAVE FOLLOWED INSTRUCTIONS AND TAKEN CHARGE OF THE ACTIVITIES AVAILABLE TO YOU AS PER INSTRUCTIONS. IF YOU ARE NOW IN CHARGE AS DIRECTED SEND A "YES" MESSAGE. I WILL FOLLOW UP AFTER MAR 1, 2010. (24A SIGNING OFF)"
Ummm, wow dude. I don't know what to say. Then he sends me another email:
"I FORGOT TO MENTION IN MY EARLIER E MAIL THAT I HAVE BEEN INVITED BACK TO DETROIT FOR A REPEAT PERFORMANCE. I FEEL THAT IT MUST BE A RESULT OF THE MANY ENCORE'S DURING THE PERFORMANCE. REMEMBER ! PRACTICE, PRACTICE, PRACTICE AND THE PROGRAM IS NOT OVER UNTIL YOU SAY IT IS. GOOD LUCK AND ADIOS"
Guess he was right in that you don't need Viagra if you're making love after all. Not that I needed to know or that you needed to know, just that it must be so. Oh and practice does make perfect.
He must have one lucky lady.
Unless he emails her like he emails me, then perhaps not.
So, should I reply? You know, mess with him a little bit.
For Your Consideration:
Conversation with the old man part uno.
Conversation with the old man part dos.
Of course, this is part tres. Just wanted to make sure you were still paying attention.
PS: Anybody still want a toboggan/neck warmer thing?
PPS: I should have looked out the airplane window more.