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Wednesday, July 29, 2009

TIME'S UP! GoGirl GIVE AWAY

I can pee standing up.

That's right.

I can do anything a man can do including peeing in the upright position.

Thanks to my GoGirl.

Thanks to my GoGirl I am no longer of afraid of hiking and camping out in the woods. Because of the GoGirl I am not longer weary of long roadtrips across hundreds of miles of flat terrain with no rest stops in sight. More power to the GoGirl, because I no longer tremble with trepidation at nasty public toilets...like that one time I went to a community park and the inside of the restroom was covered in abominable bowel movements. I'm just sayin'.


What is the GoGirl you ask?

"Simply put, GoGirl is the way to stand up to crowded, disgusting, distant or non-existent bathrooms. It’s a female urination device (sometimes called a FUD) that allows you to urinate while standing up. It’s neat. It’s discreet. It’s hygienic." It is also feminine and convenient. European women have been using it for years.

The GoGirl is easy to use: Just adjust your clothing, hold the device up to your body, and urinate. You can then either throw it away or place the GoGirl in the provided bag and wash it for further use. It is made from medical grade silicone and since it is reusable then I consider it also environmentally friendly. Read these instructions for more information on using the GoGirl.

I don't think I have ever been more excited about a product made for women. Next to feminine hygiene products and the advent of the brazier (over-the-shoulder-boulder-holder), the GoGirl has to be the best invention for women!

Say NO to squatting over public toilets. Say NO to peeing on your shoes. Say YES to the GoGirl!

Just remember: Don't Take Life Sitting Down.
Think a GoGirl would be a useful product for your significant other, mother, sister, or yourself? Then enter the GIVE AWAY below sponsored by GoGirl! GoGirl is giving away one product each to TWO of my readers! All you need to enter to win is:

1.) Visit the GoGirl website and tell me in a comment how you think a GoGirl would be useful. For instance, a GoGirl would be great for someone recovering from surgery!

For ADDITIONAL entries, do one or both of the following in SEPARATE comments:

2.) Blog about this give away on your own blog and link back to this give away. Just leave me a separate comment telling me you did!

3.) Add me as a friend on Twitter and then tweet about this give away keeping @screweduptexan in your tweet. Leave me a separate comment telling me you tweeted!

That's it! Give away ends this Friday, July 31, 2009 at 9 PM. Open only to United States shipping addresses. Good luck! Time's Up! Comments/Entries are Now CLOSED.

You can also purchase a GoGirl here.

28 Comments:

DangGina said...

Holy crow, this is a real product?! I know it is, cause I visited the website, and if it's fake, someone sure went to a lot of work!

Okay, I want to win because I love camping, but I hate squatting in the forest. Truthfully, I'd be a bit nervous to try it out, but still...free is totally good! (And if I win, I'm totally taking it camping with me!)

DangGina said...

Also, I'm following you on twitter, and I tweeted about this product. So...yeah, enter me again :)

Lorilee said...

GoGirl is awesome! I haven't figured out why females were so shortchanged! This product definitely evens the field! Growing up around lots of guys and hunting and fishing makes me wish I had one of these a LONG TIME AGO!
Blessings,
Lorilee

Auntie Em said...

I think it would be excellent for camping I am an avid outdoors person as long as there is a bathroom within a reasonable distance i loathe squatting so maybe this would be just the ticket to make all well!

Krysta said...

I think some public restrooms are reason enough to need this product. Would love to have one!

The Beth said...

Cool product. I would love to use this for camping & hiking.

I tweeted out it as well: http://twitter.com/the_beth/status/2912632870

Cindy said...

Interesting product I could have used years ago when both knees were operated on and I was in casts from my upper thighs to my ankles for a month. Now I'd just like to give it a try to see if I can write my name in the snow. Might have to travel with it in order to do that since the Dallas area rarely sees any of the white stuff.

Paula said...

If I had one of these, I could rock the long red flannel underwear on camping trips!! I could wear matching y-front underwear with my husband!! WOW!

ForeverRhonda said...

Be a handy thing to have on camping trips with the boys! I also posted a link on my Facebook page! And am now following on twitter.

Rhonda

Screwed Up Texan said...

Thanks to all for entering the Give Away! Let's keep the entries coming!!!

*Just want to remind everyone that you must leave a separate comment for additional entries. Please, if you have tweeted or blogged about this give away tell me so in separate comments each to count as additional comments. Thanks!

LisaMisa said...

This product would be great for long road trips!

LisaMisa said...

I tweeted about the giveaway! Thanks!

ziptheusa said...

I just tweeted about this giveaway.

Cindy said...

Ok, I must really be wanting one of these bad girls...just posted it on FB too.

Heather said...

This is an awesome product and I would love to win one! We love to camp, but squatting is no fun - I hate trying to balance. This would also be great for those times when you have no other choice but to use a really gross bathroom, plus we love our road trips, so this would be perfect!!! Loving this product!

Dijea said...

I have a phobia about public restrooms - this could solve my problem.

the nightingale said...

Hey, I like it! :) Could make public bathroom trips more hygenic (especially when a bathroom has run out of paper seatings) :) I shouldn't ask, but I will: how did you happen upon this? :)

texasholly said...

I would use this to avoid those nasty truck stop bathrooms along the highway. Genius.

Phoo-D said...

This is crazy amazing. Finally someone got smart! I hate squatting in the woods with mosquitos swarming around me. This would be great.

f8hasit said...

If you had two of them you could carry them in your shirt for that ultra 50's pointy boob look!
Ooooh, multi-tasking in a urination deivce! I think the carry bag should convert into one of those stalls so you could use it anywhere.

:-)

Seriously though, I don't think I'd use it. I'm sure I'd pee all over my hand or something. The visual of trying to use it makes me have to pee, I'm laughing so hard.

Great post. Love the wit.

Rebel With an XT said...

I went to the website and I think this is a great product!! I would like to win it for my niece who is on a mission trip to India, and some of the poorest countries in the world to help women in birthing centers. She is only 19 and wants to become a mid-wife. She sold her car to go and do this. It is her second trip.

She told me how uncomfortable it was last time to squat over a nasty, filthy hole in the ground to pee and I think this product would be a blessing to her!

Rebel With an XT said...

I also became a fan of this product on Face Book , and sent out over 30 invitations to my friends to tell them about this product!!

Mik said...

The wife would like this, while out in the woods I can pee where the urge or whim takes me, I want to wife to experience that freedom.

Paula said...

Just remembered most important use for this: I will finally be able to spell my name in the snow! Male domination of this skill ends now!

Ali, Ryan and Rayna said...

Followed you on Twitter

@PickleSugarPlum

Ali, Ryan and Rayna said...

http://twitter.com/PickleSugarPlum/status/2953597795

And Tweeted it out!

Ali, Ryan and Rayna said...

This is PERFECT for my phobia of Public Restrooms...Although, I don't know how hubby will feel about me saying I can *ahem* pee standing up! LMAO!!!

Ali, Ryan and Rayna said...

http://therehanfamily.blogspot.com/2009/07/cute-little-device-for-girls.html

And I BLOGGED about it! :)

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