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Thursday, October 9, 2008

Governmentium


Got this from Dave Ramsey:


Lawrence Livermore Laboratories has discovered the heaviest element yet known to science. The new element, Governmentium (Gv), has one neutron, 25 assistant neutrons, 88 deputy neutrons, and 198 assistant deputy neutrons, giving it an atomic mass of 312.


These 312 particles are held together by forces called morons, which are surrounded by vast quantities of lepton-like particles called peons. Since Governmentium has no electrons, it is inert; however, it can be detected, because it impedes every reaction with which it comes into contact.


A tiny amount of Governmentium can cause a reaction that would normally take less than a second, to take from 4 days to 4 years to complete. Governmentium has a normal half-life of 2- 6 years.


It does not decay, but instead undergoes a reorganization in which a portion of the assistant neutrons and deputy neutrons exchange places. In fact, Governmentium's mass will actually increase over time, since each reorganization will cause more morons to become neutrons, forming isodopes.


This characteristic of morons promotion leads some scientists to believe that Governmentium is formed whenever morons reach a critical concentration. This hypothetical quantity is referred to as critical morass.


When catalysed with money, Governmentium becomes Administratium, an element that radiates just as much energy as Governmentium since it has half as many peons but twice as many morons.

4 Comments:

Wanda said...

Cool beans, Miss Allie!!!

Haha!

That's so neat to know...you were an Indiana hoosier girl!

We love it here!

Missed you ....hadn't seen a post lately.

I like the governmentium post too.

mom said...

OMG "Cool beans"

I have only heard one other person say that phrase in my life and they were from IN.

lol

Allie said...

Does that person's start with the end of IN? Get it?

KMDuff said...

LOL, Dave Ramsey can be fun to listen to. :)

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